{"id":13,"date":"2010-03-17T19:02:16","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T19:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2013-05-15T01:18:13","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T01:18:13","slug":"northern-buddhist-dark-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/2010\/03\/northern-buddhist-dark-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Northern Buddhist Dark Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once, when the Venerable Ananda was staying in the Venuvana, he overheard a monk reciting a verse from the Dhammapada: &#8220;It would be better for a man to live a single day and see a marsh fowl than for him to live a hundred years and not see a marsh fowl.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Venerable Ananda went up to him and said, &#8220;My son, the Buddha did not say that! This is what he said: &#8216;It would be better for a man to live a single day and see the harsh, foul nature of samsara than for him to live a hundred years and not see the harsh, foul nature of samsara.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The monk then went to see his preceptor and said: &#8220;The Venerable Ananda tells me that the Buddha did not speak this verse.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The monk&#8217;s preceptor replied: &#8220;The Venerable Ananda is a mistaken, senile old man who can no longer remember the Dhamma. Keep on reciting the way you were taught.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Later, Ananda came by and heard the verse being recited just as before, without change. He said: &#8220;My son, did I not tell you the Buddha did not say that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The monk replied: &#8220;Yes, but my preceptor said, &#8216;Ananda is getting on in years and cannot remember so well: go on reciting as before.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ananda reflected: &#8220;I myself told him the correct verse, but he did not accept it.&#8221; Ananda then contemplated the question of whether anyone would be able to convince this monk to correct his recitation, and he realized: &#8220;There is no one who can get him to change. The Buddha&#8217;s disciples Shariputra, Maudgalyayana, and Mahakashyapa have all entered nibbana; to whom could I now turn as an authority? I shall also enter nibbana.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>A\u015bokarajavadana<\/em> (&#8220;The Face of King A\u015boka&#8221;), unknown Chinese translator in <em>Taisho Tripitaka<\/em> 2042.50:115b-c, trans. John S. Strong in <em>The Experience of Buddhism <\/em>p. 90<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once, when the Venerable Ananda was staying in the Venuvana, he overheard a monk reciting a verse from the Dhammapada: &#8220;It would be better for a man to live a single day and see a marsh fowl than for him to live a hundred years and not see a marsh fowl.&#8221; The Venerable Ananda went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1516,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/1516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}