{"id":875,"date":"2012-09-05T05:05:33","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T05:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/?p=875"},"modified":"2013-05-15T01:16:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T01:16:37","slug":"bureaucratese-in-japan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/2012\/09\/bureaucratese-in-japan\/","title":{"rendered":"Bureaucratese in Japan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A gentleman on a mailing list once wrote of Japanese bureaucratese, &#8220;it has been rumored that top American officials can read Japanese government documents without translation because they speak the same language.&#8221; But us ordinary folks must puzzle it out.<\/p>\n<p>The Japanese dialect of this international language has a funny word called <em>seibi<\/em>. <em>Seibi<\/em> means anything at all and is vaguely like  the English &#8220;maintenance&#8221;. Here are some lovely examples of <em>seibibun<\/em>, or \u6574\u5099\u6587 &#8220;maintenance literature&#8221;, from a mysteriously undocumented and unknown Canadian named Iain Arthy:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>\n\u5730\u4e0b\u306e\u60c5\u5831\u6574\u5099<br \/>Underground information maintenance\n<\/td>\n<td>\n\u571f\u58cc\u306e\u8abf\u67fb<br \/>Soil survey<\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>\n\u4e8b\u696d\u6574\u5099<br \/>Business maintenance\n<\/td>\n<td>\n\u4e8b\u696d\u3092\u63a8\u9032\u3059\u308b<br \/>Promoting business<\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>\n\u30d1\u30bd\u30b3\u30f3\u306e\u6574\u5099<br \/>Computer maintenance\n<\/td>\n<td>\n\u65b0\u3057\u3044\u30d1\u30bd\u30b3\u30f3\u3092\u8cb7\u3046<br \/>Buying new computers<\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>\n\u8857\u8def\u6a39\u306e\u6574\u5099<br \/>Roadside arboreal maintenance\n<\/td>\n<td>\n\u9053\u7aef\u306b\u6728\u3092\u690d\u3048\u308b<br \/>Planting trees on the road<\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>\n\u5c31\u696d\u6a5f\u4f1a\u306e\u6574\u5099<br \/>Job opportunity maintenance\n<\/td>\n<td>\n\u50cd\u304d\u53e3\u3092\u5897\u3084\u3059<br \/>Hiring people<\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>\n\u7279\u5b9a\u5546\u696d\u96c6\u7a4d<br \/>Specific business accumulation\n<\/td>\n<td>\n\u30aa\u30d5\u30a3\u30b9\u8857<br \/>A street of offices<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>As you can see, <em>seibi <\/em>is a word you can&#8217;t do without when you are trying to make your ordinary action look very official and important.<\/p>\n<p>Someone wrote an article about this in English a long time ago but I&#8217;m afraid I can&#8217;t find it. I guess these things disappear from the Internet sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A gentleman on a mailing list once wrote of Japanese bureaucratese, &#8220;it has been rumored that top American officials can read Japanese government documents without translation because they speak the same language.&#8221; But us ordinary folks must puzzle it out. The Japanese dialect of this international language has a funny word called seibi. Seibi means [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1433,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions\/1433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avery.morrow.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}